#20- College

College

-noun

1. The place that all the rich bros go when they finally graduate high school. The main goal of college is to not get a degree; our fuckin dads can just give us a job on Wall Street, but the real goal is to get shitfaced everyday and smash as many bitches as possible in that short, four year period of life.

Yooooo I leave for college in a month, how many bitches do you think I can pound out in the first week? I'm goin for at least one a day