Thursday

#22- Zyzz

Zyzz

-noun

1. Son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of aesthetics; he was one sick cunt

2. A misc legend on bodybuilding.com,

RIP Zyzz, a true inspiration to all, you were a sick cunt, who didn't give a fuck what anyone thought of you, as long as you were having a good time. FUUAARRRKKKKK!!!!

Monday

#21- Shotgunning

Shotgunning

-verb

1. The act of grabbing a brew (preferably natty ice), poking a hole in it's side, and then continuing to pound the beer in about three fucking seconds.

2. A true bros favorite way to pregame or to just get fucked up fast

Let's go shotgun a few BROly waters before we hit up that kegger.

Tuesday

#20- College

College

-noun

1. The place that all the rich bros go when they finally graduate high school. The main goal of college is to not get a degree; our fuckin dads can just give us a job on Wall Street, but the real goal is to get shitfaced everyday and smash as many bitches as possible in that short, four year period of life.

Yooooo I leave for college in a month, how many bitches do you think I can pound out in the first week? I'm goin for at least one a day

Thursday

#19- Flow

Flow
-noun

1. The style of a bro. It can include long wavy hair, a lax pinny, calf socks, an old school snapback, and a sick pair of shades


My flow right now is fuckin incredible dude, my looks perfect under my new old school Knicks hat, and my neon green pinny looks illlll!!

Wednesday

#18- Lax Bro

Lax Bro
-noun

1. The chillest, best looking, and most athletic person ever

2. Epitome of perfection

I love being a lax bro man... i can pound nattys like its my fuckin job, i cop dome and sandwiches whenever i want, and i can rip top chedd with my eyes closed!!